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Old 06-10-2008, 09:26 PM   #1
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Who am I? I'm not the devil
I can help you, make your levels
Above the gimps, above elites
Tell me what you'd want to defeat
How much money, do you owe?
How much will you, let me tow?
I'll give you a noble's tunic for free
But first you must pay one-hundred to me
That is only in real currency,
The price for gil is a certain fee
I'll give you all the in-game money you need
Just send all your paychecks straight to me

You have paid me to kill some Gods
But now you want the fuckin' drops?
That's an extra fifty-dollas
So pay me now from your nifty wallets

Look at you, you need more items
But this requires some checks so write 'em
What, you need Ro'Maeve water?
That requires a special order
This is true, don't question me
It ain't like this is all for free
It's another hundred, for that armor
But with this sale it's no charge at all
Put your avatar up for sale
And I'll give you money, for your bail
You got caught breakin' the T-O-S
So now you have to pay, in express

Take your paycheck and send me half
And I'll send you a Pluto's staff
I'll get you Apollo's and Titan's, too
Even a fuckin' Ash staff if you want it, I don't give a FUCK
Just send me those bucks...

Total's twenty one, four-three
For your free ride to the "sea"
Make the checks out in my name
I-G-E or me, it's all the same
Bring your dirty gils to me
And I'll give you some of my own mon-ey
Give you ten for your thousand
And then send your ass back to the grindin'
Now a special order's been made
Someone wants to increase my pay
All I have to do is pray
And I'll have my money at the end of the day

Even though I gave you some levels
I'm still regarded as a devil
But I'm more richer than your ass
So what's it going to be, check or cash?
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