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Old 10-08-2006, 08:30 AM   #1
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Where TP comes from:

It is well known that every time a boy masturbates god kills a kitten. Well Catholicism teaches that animals don't have souls, and science teaches that matter cannot be created or destroyed. But if animals don't have souls then the movie "All dogs go to heaven" is based entirely upon lies. So when god kills a kitten, it's "Soul" is released in the form of TP. Mobs focus this TP when they hit or get hit and we absorb it. So when a drk happens to absorb a boatload of tp it just means that god killed a lot of kittens.
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Old 10-08-2006, 02:21 PM   #2
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Brilliant!
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Old 10-08-2006, 04:18 PM   #3
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if this were true that would mean there would be a proportunate equation between TP gained ~ amount of kittens killed..

if the equation makes sense, it could probably work the other way round..
so in theory... the more kittens that die in the name of god, the more TP absorb tp would gain?

hmmm
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Don't be silly. Cats and dogs don't exist in vanadiel.








Bathrooms neither.
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Old 10-08-2006, 05:20 PM   #5
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Bathrooms neither.
And you know why right? All the women at some point have to go. When they do though they always get raped by worms. Thats why it seems like every single FFXI hentai has worms raping someone. But it provides plenty of ammo for the artists and the women secretly enjoy it.
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What about people who specialize in kitty tail toture? >.>
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I pull mithra tails 24/7 :D
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Quote:
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cats are very important, they teach us an extremely important lesson in life
What lesson would that be? :o
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cats are very important, they teach us an extremely important lesson in life
What lesson would that be? :o
I appear to not give a fuck about anyone but myself and the fun i'm looking for

need to learn from cats!
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Old 10-14-2006, 02:30 PM   #10
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that if you are cute and flluffy you can get everything you want
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my cat wins the internet
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Quote:
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cats are very important, they teach us an extremely important lesson in life
What lesson would that be? :o
that not everything in life has a logical purpose and that cats are adorable :3
omg i love kittens and kittys but not at night when u hear them screaming having secert kitty sex >< cant sleep when you can hear it but never see it.
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Old 10-17-2006, 07:25 AM   #12
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wow how did i double post? sorry about that
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Old 10-18-2006, 12:16 PM   #13
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.... your right,... you,... err this is crazy. And I thought it was going to be something usefull like the theory of the synthesis equation ~_~ im so close. if only I had a data compiler and more data. cause hand writing stuff is ghey.
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Old 10-20-2006, 07:43 AM   #14
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hmm... tecnhically... if you think about it... Mithras are cat-people. would say girl, but there's the mythical Mithra Male out there somewhere... *looks around, doesn't see one and shrugs it off* ...but anyways... If mithras are cat people and that whole god kills a kitten thing pans out to be true and that they are converted into TP... then wouldn't Absorb-TP cast by a Mithra be like casting roulette in FF and considered suicide?
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